Bitch, please.
She should've just dropped the Bik-ini, and went for the full monty. A vagina picture is worth a year's worth of controversy, boosting your celebrity to a level it's never seen before (yes, and Paris Hilton didn't become famous for her sex tape, she became famous because she had herpes).
SCOPE OUT 14 WHITNEY PORT Bik-ini PICTURES AFTER THE JUMP!
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