OPEN CAPTION For Friday Picture

OPEN CAPTION For Friday

Hilary Duff Is Literally Su-c-king This Dude's Dick (Semi-NSFW)

Hilary Duff Is Literally Su-c-king This Dude's Dick

Ok so this is how Hilary Duff that slut, got her one million $$$ engagement ring:
Hilary Duff: I love you
Mike: Suck my cock
Hilary Duff: Ok (oogling sounds urgh urgh urgh)...It tastes like smegma
Mike: I forgot to wash it, now shove it up your throat
Lady Gaga (bursting open the door): ROMA-RO-MA-MA! GAGA-OH-LALA! LE'ME LICK YOUR SMEGMA

This Woman's Breasts Is Our Xenu Of The Day Picture

This Woman's Breasts Is Our Xenu Of The Day

OH MY FUCKING GAWD.
Xenu has jumped off the celebrity bandwagon to be amongst the commoners of the world. Yesterday, Xenu realized that he can't keep possessing celebrities for fear of acquiring a disease or something...
So he possessed this blond bimbo in California instead.

Funny Big Bo-obs Sit Ups Clip Images

Funny Big Bo-obs Sit Ups Clip Photos

Big Parts Of Body Pictures

Big Parts Of Body