Hilary Duff Is Literally Su-c-king This Dude's Dick
Ok so this is how Hilary Duff that slut, got her one million $$$ engagement ring:
Hilary Duff: I love you
Mike: Suck my cock
Hilary Duff: Ok (oogling sounds urgh urgh urgh)...It tastes like smegma
Mike: I forgot to wash it, now shove it up your throat
Lady Gaga (bursting open the door): ROMA-RO-MA-MA! GAGA-OH-LALA! LE'ME LICK YOUR SMEGMA
